Today it is my pleasure to Welcome author Jessica Martin to HJ!
Hi Jessica and welcome to HJ! We’re so excited to chat with you about your new release, FOR THE LOVE OF THE BARD!
Please summarize the book for the readers here:
Miranda and Adam, two former high school flames and lifelong theater nerds, return to their hometown for a summer festival dedicated to all things Shakespeare. As the sparks and insults fly, the two must decide whether they can push through their past and forge a second chance romance worthy of the Bard himself.
Please share your favorite line(s) or quote from this book:
I awoke staring into the face of an ass head, its marbled eyes reflecting a miniature naked version of me, complete with unmistakable sex hair. Yelping, I shot up, inadvertently smacking into the warm body that lay beside me. Adam let out an indignant cry and startled awake.
“What the—” but he stopped as his gaze settled on the furry head of Bottom. He burst into rolling peals of laughter, laughing even harder as I pointed first to the bed and then the curved canopy of greenery and flowers that arced above us.
“We had sex in a bower,” I managed, wiping at my eyes.
“With an ass head in attendance.” Adam ran a hand through his matted blond hair. He had good sex hair too, I noted with satisfaction.
Please share a few Fun facts about this book…
- Fun Fact #1: To avoid the mood-killing scenario where a six-year-old barged in on me writing a steamy scene, I wrote the majority of the good stuff in the front seat my car, parked in a state forest. Hey, it was Covid and options for socially-distanced solitude were limited.
- What I didn’t realize is that after the park shuts down for the day, it’s apparently a hotbed of illicit activity. So, as teens swarmed the woods armed with their flashlights, pilfered booze and who knows what else, I would often hear them comment on the weirdo sitting alone in a car and wondering if I was a NARC. I found this particularly hilarious as I sat there in my hoodie and ratty blanket. With a laptop and a travel mug of tea. Clearly, a NARC.
- Fun Fact #2: Miranda’s, best friend and partner in crime, Ian Grant, is an amalgamation of character traits, stories and lines I straight up stole from my own crew of law school buddies. And Ian is the highly sanitized result of that. Let that sink in.
- Fun Fact #3: I will admit this next one is very nerdy. There are many theories out there as to why Shakespeare is referred to as the Bard. Some believe it’s because the word “bard” is most often associated with “poet,” and Shakespeare definitely has that one sewn up on the resume with all those sonnets. Others think it’s because he garnered the nickname “The Bard of Avon” (he was born in Stratford-Upon-Avon) and it was shortened from there to The Bard (I mean, nobody says “Cher of El Centro, California,” it’s just Cher). Or maybe he’s earned it as the most enduring and prolific playwright and poet of all time. Although having been to Scotland, I will tell you that many Scots maintain the true Bard is actually their beloved Robert Burns, not this upstart from England.
What first attracts your Hero to the Heroine and vice versa?
This is a second chance romance, so let’s just say Miranda and Adam have some serious history to wade through. When they first reconnect—over the gastrointestinal pyrotechnics of Miranda’s dog—it’s not exactly the stuff of meet-cutes. At least for Miranda. She starts to warm up to Adam again when she’s studying his set drawings for Twelfth Night and she notices that he’s drawn her as Viola right down to her freckles and the stubborn tilt of her chin and she sees how Adam sees her, and that’s a powerful moment for her.
Also, anytime Adam is in ass-hugging jeans.
In contrast, Adam’s in deep the moment Miranda bursts into his office with a dog emergency (the aforementioned gastrointestinal pyrotechnics). Adam’s thought of Miranda often over the years, but never had the nerve to reconnect with her. As he confesses later, if he could do one moment over in his life, it would be the moment on her porch right before prom. He would have raced after her instead of standing there like a jack monkey. And now here she is, years later, and he knows from that first moment of reconnection, the attraction has never waned for him.
Did any scene have you blushing, crying or laughing while writing it? And Why?
Yes, all of these things.
First, I am still blushing at writing the words “thrust” and “nipple” and knowing that my parents, friends, co-workers, neighbors, and every guy I ever dated will be reading the sex scene and asking themselves whether I wrote that based on my personal experience or not. PS. I’ll never tell.
I always get choked up during the scene on Will’s Island during the festival where Isabella, Miranda’s mother waxes poetic on finding the things that make you feel the luckiest.
And finally, I chortled through every scene with Miranda, Portia and Cordy together. I have a brother, he’s amazing. But I always secretly wished for sisters. Getting to write the Barnes’ sisters’ banter and bickering and fierce love for one another was the next best thing.
Readers should read this book….
I wrote this one for all the word nerds, theater geeks, Shakespeare buffs, small-town lovers, dog people and mere mortals looking for second chances or that opportunity to feel comfortable in their own skin.
I hope you fall in love with the Barnes clan and Bard’s Rest and want to move there. I want you to see it in your mind’s eye, to taste a slice at Tempest Tossed Pizza and smell the coffee brewing at Much Ado About Pastry. As far as I’m aware, there’s no hamlet of Shakespeare enthusiasts holed up in the granite state, but don’t you think there should be?
What are you currently working on? What other releases do you have in the works?
I am currently working on a new one set in Bard’s Rest. This one will feature Portia, Miranda’s older sister, a hot shot corporate lawyer who is not remotely amused by Shakespeare or upstart developers trying to build tacky condos in Bard’s Rest. Regardless of how good a shag they are.
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Excerpt from For the Love of the Bard:
Scene One
The Offices of Valhalla Literary
stared morosely at the screen, where “ELF SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND HATHAWAY SMITH’S TO BLAME,
SHE GIVES YA A BAD NAME” glared back at me in a rather shouty font. Instead of being a productive human and packing up everything I needed to work from my childhood home this summer, I’d gone down the rabbit hole on SpillThatTea.com, yet another teen social media platform where readers went to blast my latest book.
From the floor, the intern let loose a particularly fragrant dog fart.
“Who gave you duck?” I demanded, but Puck just rolled over and yawned.
I rubbed my temples, tucking a stray wave of crimson hair be- hind my ears, and wished for the billionth time that I’d never in- vented Hathaway Smith or the Elf Shot series.
Through the glass panels of my office, I spied Ian, my business partner, and Mathilde Mathison, our accountant, squaring off, their gazes set to stun mode. Like the other handful of employees of Valhalla Lit, I politely pretended not to notice the tender shoots of hipster lust blossoming before our eyes. That, and I didn’t want to be collateral damage of that doomed relationship.Catching Ian’s eye, I pointed to the novelty book clock over my desk that he’d given me on my birthday. He nodded and said some- thing to Mathilde that was no doubt both pithy and flirty and strode purposefully toward my office.
After he closed the door, I asked, “Do I have to remind you it’s not a great idea to badger or bed the person who keeps our books?”
Ian sighed dreamily. “She is a force of nature.”
“What is it with you and French women? Is it the way they tie scarves? Because I’ll grant you that’s pretty impressive.”
“That obvious?” Ian didn’t even feign sheepishness. It would have looked all wrong on him anyway. A good-looking man with chest- nut hair and eyes the color of shamrocks, Ian had that capable- woodsman-meets-urban-hipster vibe. And it was working for him. At least for ninety-nine percent of the female population. Ian and I were strictly in the “friends who do not take each other’s clothes off” zone. “She used to be a yoga instructor before she got her CPA,” Ian said wistfully. “Can you imagine how smart and bendy she must be—”
“You know how I always say you need to find some guy friends? This is one of those instances where a dude wouldn’t feel obligated to punch you on account of the girl code.”
He snorted.
“How are we looking? I haven’t had a chance to go through this quarter’s numbers yet.” Flicking one warning finger toward him, I added, “Don’t you dare make some sort of weird accounting and yoga double entendre about flexible balance sheets.”
“Why must you stifle my creativity?” Ian pouted, then contin- ued, “The books are fine. I think we can make those upgrades to our firewalls this quarter. Maybe even upgrade the hardware.”
“The duct tape on your laptop is getting rather ratty,” I agreed. “Speaking of books, can we talk about yours?”
“Why are you so bad at conversational transitions?”
“Because I’ve spent two decades getting by on my looks and un- canny ability to quote movies from the eighties?” he offered, not the least bit chagrined.“I’ll remember that the next time I need a Lost Boys reference.” “You’re stalling.”
He had me there. “Fine. The beginning’s not terrible, but I can’t figure out how to move forward. Forget about an ending. After the last one . . .” I trailed off.
“Barnes, how many times do I have to remind you that you can’t please everyone? You did the right thing. Readers are a fickle bunch. The critics loved you.”
“Critics don’t buy books.”
Ian smirked. “You know you can do this. You’ll find a way, like you always do. Because you’re a good writer, and that’s what good writers do. They shut out the noise and find the truth in their words.” “Easy for you to say,” I mumbled. “I’m still under contract for
two more books.”
It must have been something he heard in my voice, because Ian’s expression sobered. “We can hit pause on this. You can take some time. All the time you need. Or, hell, you can walk away from this. We’ll figure it out.”
We couldn’t walk away, of course. Not if we wanted to keep the agency afloat. But I loved him anyway for offering.
“Hathaway Smith keeps the lights on.” “We can find other ways,” Ian insisted.
I shook my head. “You’re right. I need to shut out the noise. Get somewhere quiet and reconnect with the characters. I’ve been bur- ied in reviews and comments and I feel like my fans are breathing down my neck. I don’t understand how real writers do this.”
“Umm, Barnes? You are a real writer. See, we do this thing where you write books and we sell them for a tidy profit.” He flicked his fingers upward. “Lights on, remember?”
“I meant, how do writers ever write under their own names? Who can take that kind of heat? Do you have any idea how pissed my readers are about me killing off Thad? I mean, the guy was a traitor who sold his friends out. And I’m the one they want to stran- gle? What if a fan figures out I’m Hathaway Smith? What if they start showing up at our door?”“We’ll move out in the night and not tell anyone our forwarding address?”
I growled at Ian. At the sound of it, Puck rose and padded over to him, pressing his head against Ian’s thigh in solidarity. Furry traitor.
I glared at them. “You gave him duck, didn’t you?”
“What better way to spend ninety minutes in a car than with a mutt who’s consumed his weight in waterfowl jerky?” Ian rubbed Puck behind the ears until my dog’s tongue lolled out and his eyes rolled up in his head. “Say the word, Barnes. I’ll call New York and we’ll figure something out.”
“I appreciate that,” I assured him, “but I’ll finish it while I’m home. I write my best stuff in the attic.”
“Said every maladjusted writer ever,” he said with a practiced eye roll. “When can you get me a draft?”
“You don’t get to push me around,” I said, jabbing a finger in his direction. “You’re basically a glorified beta reader at this point.”
Ian clutched his chest. “You wound me. Besides, I don’t care what you say. Susannah’s great and all, but I’m still your favorite editor. Official or not.”
“Susannah’s better with grammar than you are.”
“Blasphemy,” Ian cried. “I taught you what a gerund was, plebe.” “This is exactly why you can’t red-pen my stuff anymore,” I pointed out, trying to hold in my laugh. “We’re supposed to be part-
ners. Equals.”
“We will never be grammatical equals,” Ian sniffed.
I shrugged. He wasn’t wrong. Several years ago, Ian, then a ju- nior agent at a top literary agency in New York, had plucked my manuscript out of the slush pile. He’d offered me representation and we’d spent the next six months trading revisions on my book. The man had an eye for grammar and sentence structure, and though I’d never admit it, he’d helped make me into the semicolon- and run- on-sentence-abhorring writer I was today.
After Ian sold my book to the largest YA publisher and Elf Shot
rocketed to the top of the Times bestseller list, I’d taken the trainfrom Boston to New York to meet him in person, and it was instant like at first sight. Ian was not only the fiercest champion of my book, he was everything I never knew I wanted in a best friend: confident, honest, warm and ever the gallant, always offering to show up with a shovel and a bag of lime at any time of night, no questions asked. I’d never wished for a brother, but somehow fate saw fit to send me Ian anyway.
Somewhere between the runaway success of my first book and scrambling to crank out the sequel, One Foot in Sea (a nod to a fa- mous Bard line), to capitalize on the momentum of the first, I’d spent New Year’s Eve at Ian’s microscopic but trendy studio apart- ment in Manhattan. After a raucous party that had included body paint artists, contortionists, scores of influencers and all of Ian’s clients, we’d taken it upon ourselves as a personal challenge to finish every bottle of champagne left open after the other guests had de- parted in a haze of glitter and Ubers. It was there in the early hours of the new year that we decided to start our own literary agency.
Six months later, we’d opened the doors to Valhalla with the royalties from my book and Ian’s commissions. He taught me every- thing he knew about being an agent and I fell in love with scouring the slush pile in search of that next voice. And while my introverted ass didn’t always love the outward-facing aspects of my job, I’d got- ten comfortable enough with it over the years, cultivating relation- ships with publishers.
After we opened Valhalla, Ian and I had agreed that for the sake of our friendship and business partnership, Ian shouldn’t read my drafts professionally anymore. That’s where Susannah, my gerund- obliterating editor out of New York, came in. As a bonus, she used less anatomically specific threats about my use of the passive voice than Ian did. So really, I’d traded up.
When Ian and I had decided to embark on this whole “Miranda is a co-owner, but also a client” thing, we hired my sister’s law firm to set up some ground rules to clear away any conflicts of interest. I paid for my own overhead as a client: publicity, expenses, etc.Unorthodox? A little. Ethically gray? I’d like to think not so much. It was just easier to continue on with Ian as my agent. I trusted him completely, and it was one less person who knew Hathaway’s true identity.
That had been Ian’s idea too, after I’d had an epic meltdown shortly after signing my book deal. Far too late, I’d come to the realization that I’d written a slightly racy, though still teen- appropriate, elf hookup scene and that the whole world—including such notables as my third-grade teacher, my dentist and my handful of ex-boyfriends—would be able to not only read my books but comment on them. I’d wanted to pull the plug on the whole thing, until Ian calmly explained that the announcement hadn’t gone out yet and I could adopt a pen name, if only I would stop hyperventi- lating for thirty seconds. And so Hathaway Smith was born to bear the brunt of bad Amazon reviews and fan rants.
The bad Amazon reviews had been so few and far between that I’d almost felt silly about Hathaway Smith. Then my last book dropped. While I’d always appreciated the love and devotion to the series that my readers bestowed on Elf Shot, with that came the ever-rising tide of expectation to make the third book that much more than the last—something I thought I’d achieved with Incon- stant Moons, another cheeky nod to the Bard and a veiled reference to the traitorous Thad. My readers thought otherwise and made their displeasure known. And, very much like the Dane’s dagger, it cut me to the quick.
But much as I might want to curl into the fetal position, never to take a risk while writing again, Elf Shot was the reason we had an agency. We now had four agents, including Ian and myself, and a client base in the fifties and rising. Valhalla was a neat, cozy opera- tion that kept all of us well-read and relatively well-fed without having to sell organs on the black market to make rent. But maybe someday, it wouldn’t need Elf Shot or Hathaway Smith anymore.
“Fine, you can read it as soon as it’s finished, before I send it to Susannah. If nothing else, it will give me an excuse to limit my involvement in helping Dad build sets.”Ian’s eyes widened. “Pardon, I must be drunk. I thought you said you were going to build sets.”
“I did.”
“I see.” He waited a beat and said, “Do you remember when you stapled your hand to the bulletin board trying to put up those re- spectful workplace training materials?”
“I don’t recall that.”
“Do you recall the time your skirt got stuck in the shredder?” “That could have happened to anyone. What’s your point?” “That was office equipment. Stage sets imply the use of tools far
beyond even your uncanny ability to avoid lasting damage to your person.”
“Cut me some slack. Most tools are made with right-handed people in mind.”
“I know plenty of left-handed people and none of them have a track record like yours.”
I scowled. “Fine, I’m just going to design the sets. Dad will do most of the actual building.”
Ian tried and failed to hide his relief.
“Oh, shut up.” I jabbed a finger at him. “Or I will tell Little Miss Sun Salutation out there about the time you got your chest waxed.” He threw up his hands in the universal sign of surrender. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I just think it would be easier to write your book with all ten digits.” He waggled his fingers for emphasis. “Since you’re leaving sooner than initially announced, does that mean I can
come to town early for the festival?”
“Centennial,” I corrected him. “Hundred-year anniversary of the Shakespearean Summer Festival.”
“The implication being that this would be bigger and better than the normal festival. Which would imply there would be even more stuff to entertain me. I’ll go pack my bag.”
“Great plan. Except you’re supposed to be running things around here while I’m gone,” I teased. “Besides, there won’t be any throngs of Bardolators yet for you to gawk at. That’s more of an August thing.”“I do adore that term,” he said, in reference to the locals’ affec- tionate nickname for the tourists who descended upon our town every summer in search of all things Shakespeare.
“Fly your freak flag proud or not at all.”
“You know, Barnes, if you’re serious about breaking this bout of writer’s block, you could find yourself a comely Bardolator, take him back to your . . .” He faltered.
“Take him back to my parents’ place and have my lascivious way with him in my childhood bedroom?” I scoffed. “Also, who says ‘comely’?”
“Says the woman who just dropped ‘lascivious.’”
I waved him off with a vague hand gesture as I powered down my laptop. “I don’t need some sweaty entanglement with a Shakespeare- obsessed tourist to finish my book.”
“I’m just saying. It’s a surefire way to cure what ails you.” “Please tell me that’s not the advice you give our clients.”
“Of course it is. A little no-strings sex to get the creative writing juices going never hurt anyone.”
“Don’t say ‘sex’ and ‘writing juices’ in the same sentence. You’re sullying the craft.”
“Purist,” Ian scoffed, studying me for a long moment. “So why are you leaving a week early, anyway?”
“Because Cordy sent me one of her maddeningly cryptic texts over the weekend telling me I needed to get home as soon as pos- sible.”
Ian’s eyes gleamed with a gluttonous light. “Do you think she’s decided to move down here and open up a restaurant? Or, even bet- ter, she’s reconsidered the offer to be my personal chef and culinary muse?”
“You couldn’t afford her.”
“I know,” Ian sighed. “But a foodie can dream.” Sobering, he added, “Everything okay at home?”
I shrugged. “Your guess is as good as mine. Cordy’s definition of an emergency runs the gamut from ‘there’s a fluctuation in respon-sibly sourced cacao prices’ to ‘I burned down the café for the insur- ance money.’”
“The next time I complain about being an only child, please re- gale me with tales of growing up with Cordy and Portia.”
I checked my watch. “I’ve gotta jet to catch Cordy before the lunch rush. You need anything else?”
“Nah, go write your book.”
“You still okay to look in on my place?”
“Of course. I’ll kill all the plants before you return. Text me if you need anything. Now go get your Bard on,” Ian said, flashing me a cheesy double thumbs-up.
“Don’t sink the agency while I’m gone.”
“Don’t staple your fingers to the stage,” he countered. “No one likes a bleeder.”
“It’s just a flesh wound,” I called over my shoulder.
Fishing my car keys out of my pocket and tucking my laptop under my arm, I nodded my head at Puck. “Gird your loins. We’re going back to our roots.”Excerpted from FOR THE LOVE OF THE BARD by Jessica Martin, published by Berkley, an imprint of Penguin Publishing Group, a division of Penguin Random House, LLC. Copyright © 2022
Excerpt. © Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved.
Book Info:
To go for it or not to go for it? That is the question when two former high school flames return to their Shakespeare-obsessed hometown for a summer of theater and unexpected romance, in a laugh-out-loud rom-com from debut author Jessica Martin.
Literary agent and writer Miranda Barnes rolls into her hometown of Bard’s Rest with one goal in mind: to spend the summer finally finishing her YA novel, the next installment in her bestselling fantasy series. Yet Miranda’s mother, deep in the planning stages for the centennial of the town’s beloved annual Shakespeare festival, has other ideas.
Before you can say “all’s fair in love and war,” Miranda is cornered into directing Twelfth Night—while simultaneously scrambling to finish her book, navigating a family health scare, and doing her best to avoid the guy who broke her heart on prom night.
When it comes to Adam, the veterinarian with a talent for set design and an infuriating knack for winning over Miranda’s dog, the lady doth protest too much. As any Shakespeare lovers knows, the course of true love never did run smooth, and soon Miranda realizes she’ll have to decide whether to trust Adam with her heart again.
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Meet the Author:
Jessica Martin is a lawyer by trade, a writer by choice, and a complete smartass by all accounts. Based in the suburban wilds of Boston, Jess shares her life with a finance geek, a small sass-based human and a pair of dogs named after Bond characters.
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