I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that…
‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean…Â
I’m too sexy for my boobs… too sexy for my man boobs…
LOL!!! I’d better stop
Bring out the Snark girls!
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I took one look at this and just started laughing. His boobs are bigger than mine! Brandi, I think you hit the nail on the head, and Joan, that’s why he/she has a headache!
I’m too sexy for my boobs… too sexy for my man boobs…it makes my head hurt!!!
Yes I cheated and used the beginning of your line but the second half was the first thing that popped into my head. Even before I saw the other comment about headaches.
His legs crack me up to…big thighs and teeny tiny lady calves and ankles.
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Kristy d
I agree he is a little bit girl shape from the waist down. “Oh the headaches, I understand now. I was the one who did this to her”!
Brandi Dagwan
I just can’t stop laughing! The person looks like a manly woman with hairy boobs LMAO!!
Sandie W
I can’t caption this photo either because I agree with Brandi!!
Brandi Dagwan
I have no words! lmao! He/she’s legs are so smooth too lol
Sandie W
I’m guessing he/she is saying “The hormone therapy isn’t working”!!!
Joan V.
God! I have a headache.
Taswmom
I took one look at this and just started laughing. His boobs are bigger than mine! Brandi, I think you hit the nail on the head, and Joan, that’s why he/she has a headache!
Sara HJ
LOL!
Brandi Dagwan
I had that same reaction that his boobs are bigger than mine HAHAHA!! And then I noticed how hairy they were lol!!
marcyshuler
Where am I? Who am I? *looks down at body* WHAT am I?
Sara HJ
LMAO! Marcy, Luv it!
belindaegreen
I’m so sexy I make myself sick! Oh garcon, water! Hurry! LOL
Belinda G
Michelle Huang
I am loss for words…
Mary Preston
I’m still laughing. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today.
Okay caption: “You took the breast enhancements from where? From THERE!!!!”
Aly (@megeara_erinyes)
Damn, this is mean :)))))))))))))))
lavendersbluegreen
No words. At least none that are not mean. Sometimes, less is more.
Pam
roflmao..”””The Half Man of the Sea. “” What a weird cover. It looks like if he puts his leg down you’ll see a vajayjay.
Texas Book Lover
I’m too sexy for my boobs… too sexy for my man boobs…it makes my head hurt!!!
Yes I cheated and used the beginning of your line but the second half was the first thing that popped into my head. Even before I saw the other comment about headaches.
His legs crack me up to…big thighs and teeny tiny lady calves and ankles.
Kristy d
I agree he is a little bit girl shape from the waist down. “Oh the headaches, I understand now. I was the one who did this to her”!
Kathleen O
” oh my god how did I end up necked at the beach again”….
Tammy Y
My head hurts, but I know I still look hot. Now If I could just remember where I left my clothes,
Margaret
I should have had a V8
or
Doh! Why didn’t I bring sunscreen!
Debra A
Did I shave my legs today?
ndluebke
What happens if you take the wrong drugs! lol, cant believe someone picked this for their cover.
Erika
I have nothing but wanted to say that was too funny! He DOES have man boobs! LOL!
Cindy Hamilton
WOW, that was some hotflash(lol-justing kidding)
Leanna
Baby got tat!
Aly (@megeara_erinyes)
Shit! I think I left the lights on!
shygirl19748
All I could think of when I saw this was Aerosmith’s: Dude looks like a lady! 😉
Caribbean Accent
Nooooo. My eyes! ROTFLOL
Princess Fi
All I’m thinking of is the Cancer in the title…sign of the crab…he has crabs? Not romantic.
janinecatmom
I just can’t stop laughing.
denise
ouch, my eyes hurt
bn100
Call me