Caption this Cover: I’m Too Sexy??!!

Posted April 25th, 2014 by in Blog, Caption this Cover, Features / 33 comments

Let’s play: Caption this Cover!

I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that…

‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean… 


I’m too sexy for my boobs… too sexy for my man boobs…

LOL!!! I’d better stop

Bring out the Snark girls!
Let’s put our creative minds to the test and try and capture the essence of this cover, Go ahead – Caption this  cover with a Song, a line, a rhyme  – anything goes :)

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33 Responses to “Caption this Cover: I’m Too Sexy??!!”

  1. Taswmom

    I took one look at this and just started laughing. His boobs are bigger than mine! Brandi, I think you hit the nail on the head, and Joan, that’s why he/she has a headache!

  2. Mary Preston

    I’m still laughing. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

    Okay caption: “You took the breast enhancements from where? From THERE!!!!”

  3. Pam

    roflmao..”””The Half Man of the Sea. “” What a weird cover. It looks like if he puts his leg down you’ll see a vajayjay.

  4. Texas Book Lover

    I’m too sexy for my boobs… too sexy for my man boobs…it makes my head hurt!!!

    Yes I cheated and used the beginning of your line but the second half was the first thing that popped into my head. Even before I saw the other comment about headaches.

    His legs crack me up to…big thighs and teeny tiny lady calves and ankles.

  5. Kristy d

    I agree he is a little bit girl shape from the waist down. “Oh the headaches, I understand now. I was the one who did this to her”!

  6. Tammy Y

    My head hurts, but I know I still look hot. Now If I could just remember where I left my clothes,

  7. ndluebke

    What happens if you take the wrong drugs! lol, cant believe someone picked this for their cover.

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